Oh no… Do I really have to say this out loud? I turn the page, the story’s sweet But in my head, they kiss and meet I grab my pen, my cheeks turn red The words get naughty on the spread Bad fanfiction, oh it’s mine Blushy lines between the lines Don’t show my mom, don’t tell my friends But I’ll defend it till the end Anime eyes and magic spells Wholesome tales with secret wells I twist the plot, I bend the lore And suddenly they want much more It’s silly, it’s wrong, but I can’t stop The canon’s tame, but I write it hot Bad fanfiction, oh it’s mine Blushy lines between the lines Don’t show my mom, don’t tell my friends But I’ll defend it till the end E-girl heart, my guilty shrine All these fantasies are mine I write them bold, I write them free Bad fanfiction’s part of me Bad fanfiction, oh it’s mine Blushy lines between the lines Don’t show my mom, don’t tell my friends But I’ll defend it till the end Bad… fanfiction And I love every word



