🎵 “Seven Ate Nine” (goofy, bouncy, maximum silliness) Verse 1 Six was chillin’ on the number line, Counting clouds and feeling fine, Till a shadow fell—oh mercy, heaven— A big bold shape… it looked like Seven. Seven strutted up with a hungry grin, Said, “I skipped lunch, can I nibble again?” Six backed up with a trembling sign, “I heard what you did… you ate Nine!” Chorus Seven ate nine, oh what a sight, Now every number’s scared tonight. Six ran off, yelling “I resign!” Nobody’s safe when seven ate nine. Verse 2 Five tried calming everyone down, “Maybe Nine’s just hiding in town.” But Seven burped and said, “My bad… I get snacky when I’m mad.” Eight rolled in like a big ol’ donut, Said, “Buddy, you need to learn to show love.” Seven shrugged, “I’ll try next time… But I can’t promise—I liked Nine.” Chorus Seven ate nine, it’s headline news, Numbers shaking in their shoes. Six still sprinting down the line, Screaming out loud, “Seven ate nine!” Bridge Then Nine popped up—“I’m fine, you guys! Seven just tasted my curly fries.” Seven blushed, “Okay, that’s true… I didn’t eat him, I just wanted food.” Final Chorus Seven ate fries, not Nine today, Now Six comes back without delay. The number line’s all doing fine— Turns out nobody ate poor Nine.
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