[Title: The Procrastination Song] [Verse 1] This is my little procrastination song I meant to start it, but I took too long I found a snack, then I lost my pen Then I checked the weather again Why do today What I can do tomorrow? Why face the deadlines The chores and the sorrow? Why do tomorrow what I can do Next Tuesday ’round half past two? [Pre-Chorus] I drag my feet down a hallway of dreams Slaying ugly monsters on my tiny screen My sofa whispers, stay with me And I say fine, but just till three [Chorus] Delay, delay, delay, delay I’ll sing it now, then work someday Monday, Tuesday, who can say? Come on and stray with mey Delay, delay, delay, delay Put the big bad task away Kick that can down the winding road Twiddle my thumbs in airplane mode [Verse 2] What to do when the day is cold and grey? Watch TV and gently drift away Apathy is my cup of tea Inactivity is calling me Complacency came dressed in fleece Said productivity, rest in peace Loafing on the carpet, slack off in the chair Dilly-dally dancin’ without a care [Bridge] I’ll sleep on it, weigh it out I’ll bury my head in sand and pout I’ll make a plan, then lose it again Then blame it all on who I am [Final Chorus] Delay, delay, delay, delay Why do now what can decay? Grey skies, screen time, sofa throne I made this mess and called it home Delay, delay, delay, delay Sing it loud and drift away This is my little procrastination song I’d end it now, but that feels wrong [Outro] So I’ll finish it tomorrow Or next Tuesday Or Saturday Or someday, maybe Or, or, or… Eh, whatever!
