Battletoads!

[Intro] [Verse 1] Step out the ship onto Ragnarok’s skin Three green brothers let the carnage begin Rash has the shades and Zitz has the brain Pimple’s got the muscle for the industrial pain We’re swinging on a cord in a bottomless pit One accidental punch and your brother gets hit Yeah, the friendly fire is a cruel design I’m sorry 'bout your life, but I’m taking mine. [Chorus] Knee-deep in the Turbo Tunnel Dying in the dark, living in the funnel The Dark Queen’s laughing while we’re hitting the wall It’s a long way up, but a short way to fall (Toads!) Battletoads! (Toads!) Burning up the road! [Verse 2] Giant boots growing out of my feet Kicking every Pigsy in the middle of the street My fist turns to a hammer, your jaw turns to dust In the high-speed chase, it’s a matter of trust But the bike is moving faster than the frame can draw Breaking every bone and the physical law The screen turns red, then it turns to black I’m out of continues and I’m never coming back. [Bridge] Left! Right! Jump! Low! Stone walls coming and there’s nowhere to go! Left! Right! Jump! Low! I memorized the pattern twenty years ago! (Scream) Everything's smoking! (Scream) You gotta be joking! [Solo] [Verse 3] Climbing up the tower where the shadows grow tall The Volkmire’s Inferno—yeah, we’ve seen it all From the ice of the cavern to the surfboard race The Dark Queen’s waiting with a smirk on her face But we’re green, we’re mean, we’re a 16-bit mess Testing every ounce of our mental distress Give me one more life, give me one more go In the hardest damn game that we’ll ever know. [Chorus] Knee-deep in the Turbo Tunnel Dying in the dark, living in the funnel The Dark Queen’s laughing while we’re hitting the wall It’s a long way up, but a short way to fall (Toads!) Battletoads! (Toads!) Burning up the road! [Outro] [Spoken Word] Just give it a rest. [End]