(Verse 1) We’re at the theater, the lights dim low, Picking a movie, but oh, the woe! There's "Shadow’s Edge," critics rave, it's a hit, But fans say it's a miss, not worth the sit. (Chorus) Cinema Roulette, what's your bet? Rotten Tomatoes, fans, or a critic’s pet? Roll a d20, or rock-paper-scissors to decide, In the movie-picking game, can we ever coincide? (Verse 2) Next up’s "Love Laugh Repeat," a romcom delight, Fans adore it, they say it’s just right. But critics sneer, "It’s fluff, not art!" Choosing this one could break a critic's heart. (Bridge) We’re split down the middle, no consensus in sight, Half for the thriller, half for the light. Do we trust the masses, or the elite few? Oh, why is picking a movie so hard to do? (Chorus) Cinema Roulette, what's your bet? Rotten Tomatoes, fans, or a critic’s pet? Roll a d20, or rock-paper-scissors to decide, In the movie-picking game, can we ever coincide? (Verse 3) We settled on one, took a chance on a flick, "Explosive Love," it's loud and slick. But on the ride home, complaints fill the car, "Too much cussing, that scene went too far!" (Outro) So here we are, no one’s pleased, Next time, maybe just DVDs? In the game of films, it’s often luck, Choosing a movie that doesn’t suck.
