[Verse] Well, there's a dog in my house named Benny, you know, He's just about deaf and nearly blind as a mole, He's got a bad habit of peeing on the floor, And every day I ask, "Benny, what more?" [Verse 2] He's chewed up my shoes and my favorite chair, Doesn't seem to notice, doesn't seem to care, I yell out his name, but he can't hear a sound, Benny just keeps messin’ and messin’ around. [Chorus] Benny, oh Benny, why won't you go? You've got more troubles than an old banjo, You pee in the corner and poop in the hall, Benny, oh Benny, you drive us all up the wall. [Verse 3] He used to be spry, full of bark and play, Now he's just a shadow of his old glory days, Can't see where he's goin', bumps into the walls, But for some dog reason, he just won't fall. [Bridge] I love you old dog but you're wearin' me thin, Everyday it's a battle, where should I begin? Your life's full of struggle, but you keep truckin' on, Benny, your spirit is strong, just as stubborn as dawn. [Chorus] Benny, oh Benny, why won't you go? You've got more troubles than an old banjo, You pee in the corner and poop in the hall, Benny, oh Benny, you drive us all up the wall.
