Small hands, big grin, pockets go clink, Glass goes tinkle, brain goes think, Measured the fuse? Nah, close enough, Science says BOOM when life gets rough. Fire in a bottle, math in my head, If it explodes, that means it’s dead, Call it reckless, call it crude… I call it applied attitude. Countin’ actions—ONE, TWO, THREE… Stride, Strike, THROW—WATCH AND SEE! BOOM makes me happy! CRASH makes me grin! If it didn’t explode, do it again! Fire, acid, lightning, glue! If it goes BOOM, I love it too! Laughing through smoke, eyebrows gone snappy… BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Makes me happy! Quick Alchemy, snap and mix, Pullin’ bombs outta pockets like tricks, Splash damage? Yeah, that’s fine, Friends know to stand behind the line. Fire bomb here, frost bomb there, Sticky bomb stuck in your hair, You say “danger,” I say “math,” Area damage is a beautiful path. Flat-footed foes, Reflex save! Fail it once…HAHAHA…wave goodbye, knave! BOOM makes me happy! POP makes me cheer! Hear that scream? That means it’s working, dear! Craft all night, throw all day, If it glows wrong, THROW IT AWAY! Covered in soot, still feeling snappy… BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Makes me happy! FUSE TOO SHORT! — YES! GLASS TOO THIN! — YES! IS IT SAFE?! — NO! DO IT ANYWAY?! — YES YES YES! They say “Goblin, think it through,” I say “Already did, kaboom times two,” Calculated risk? Sure thing, boss, Odds were good, now odds are ash. If I die, bury me deep, With one last bomb in my sleep, So when the ground goes KRAK one day… You’ll know I went out the goblin way. BOOM makes me happy! BANG makes me free! Alchemy is just joy plus debris! Fire, smoke, victory! Explosion is identity! Laugh till coughing, burned but sappy… BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! MAKES! ME! HAPPY! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
