Which Lisp Is Which

Joshua Steven Grant (ie: Jost Grant)

Sonic R, 80s house, 90s house, trance, Vocaloid, C + C Music Factory, Frankie Knuckles, DDR

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[Music swells, building intensity]
Which, which, which
which Lisp is which?

Which, which, which
which Lisp is which?

[Chorus starts, voices rising]
I want
to know,

oh, I want
to know,

oh, I want
to use Lisp!

[Bridge starts, energetic rhythm]
Yeah, but
which, which Lisp?

Like, which Lisp is which?

Which, which, which
which Lisp is which?

[Bass solo starts, funky and intricate]

[Recorded conversation]

[Playful female voice, teasing]
So, what, you just want some Clojure?

[Saxophone joins, playful melody]

[Deep male voice, annoyed]
No, I just want to use Lisp.

[Playful female voice, mocking]
Then you just want to cause a Racket?

[Saxophone solo, playful and jazzy]

[Deep male voice, frustrated]
NO! I just want to use Lisp.

[Playful female voice, taunting]
Oh, so you're Chicken?

[Chicken clucking sounds]

[Deep male voice, exasperated]
Hey! I just want to use Lisp.

[Playful female voice, curious]
But what are you Scheming?

[Scary laugh echoes]

[Deep male voice, firm]
Nothing. I just want to use Lisp.

[Playful female voice, slyly]
So what you're saying is
you don't have the Guile?

[Triumphant saxophone riff]

[Deep male voice, emphasizing each word]
No, I'm saying I just
want to use Lisp.

(Chez hey hey hey heeeey!!!)

[Interlude starts, rhythmic and smooth]

[Bridge continues, energetic]
But which, which Lisp?
But which Lisp is which?
But which, which Lisp?

[Intensity rises]
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[Playful female voice, teasing again]
So what you're saying is—
you want to write your Cake and eat it too?

[Deep male voice, frustrated]
No, I'm saying I want to use Lisp.
(Son of a... which!)

[Playful female voice, sarcastically]
Oh, you wanted something healthier?
Have some fennel, I insist.

[Deep male voice, annoyed]
No, I just want to use Lisp.

[Interlude continues, playful rhythm]

[Playful female voice, teasing]
You see the magic in the Carp?

[Deep male voice, shouting]
No. I just want to use Lisp!
(What do we even have in common?!)

[Playful female voice, giggling]
Hey, I see what you did there.

[Deep male voice, shouting louder]
No, you don't,
I just want to use Lisp!

[Bridge continues, high energy]
But which, which Lisp?
But which Lisp is which?
But which, which Lisp?

[Voices rise in unison]
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[Chorus continues, full volume]
No, I want,
oh, I want,
oh, I want,
I want to use Lisp!

[Music reaches peak intensity]
Which, which, which,
which Lisp,

which, which, which,
which is which?!

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wh- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh- [Music swells, building intensity] Which, which, which which Lisp is which? Which, which, which which Lisp is which? [Chorus starts, voices rising] I want to know, oh, I want to know, oh, I want to use Lisp! [Bridge starts, energetic rhythm] Yeah, but which, which Lisp? Like, which Lisp is which? Which, which, which which Lisp is which? [Bass solo starts, funky and intricate] [Recorded conversation] [Playful female voice, teasing] So, what, you just want some Clojure? [Saxophone joins, playful melody] [Deep male voice, annoyed] No, I just want to use Lisp. [Playful female voice, mocking] Then you just want to cause a Racket? [Saxophone solo, playful and jazzy] [Deep male voice, frustrated] NO! I just want to use Lisp. [Playful female voice, taunting] Oh, so you're Chicken? [Chicken clucking sounds] [Deep male voice, exasperated] Hey! I just want to use Lisp. [Playful female voice, curious] But what are you Scheming? [Scary laugh echoes] [Deep male voice, firm] Nothing. I just want to use Lisp. [Playful female voice, slyly] So what you're saying is you don't have the Guile? [Triumphant saxophone riff] [Deep male voice, emphasizing each word] No, I'm saying I just want to use Lisp. (Chez hey hey hey heeeey!!!) [Interlude starts, rhythmic and smooth] [Bridge continues, energetic] But which, which Lisp? But which Lisp is which? But which, which Lisp? [Intensity rises] Yeah, yeah, yeah! [Playful female voice, teasing again] So what you're saying is— you want to write your Cake and eat it too? [Deep male voice, frustrated] No, I'm saying I want to use Lisp. (Son of a... which!) [Playful female voice, sarcastically] Oh, you wanted something healthier? Have some fennel, I insist. [Deep male voice, annoyed] No, I just want to use Lisp. [Interlude continues, playful rhythm] [Playful female voice, teasing] You see the magic in the Carp? [Deep male voice, shouting] No. I just want to use Lisp! (What do we even have in common?!) [Playful female voice, giggling] Hey, I see what you did there. [Deep male voice, shouting louder] No, you don't, I just want to use Lisp! [Bridge continues, high energy] But which, which Lisp? But which Lisp is which? But which, which Lisp? [Voices rise in unison] Yeah, yeah, yeah! [Chorus continues, full volume] No, I want, oh, I want, oh, I want, I want to use Lisp! [Music reaches peak intensity] Which, which, which, which Lisp, which, which, which, which is which?!

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