[Intro - Dramatic Movie Announcer] When the streets get wild... When the tourists get lost... When the karaoke goes horribly wrong... ONE MAN ANSWERS THE CALL! [Explosive Electric Guitar Riff] [Verse 1] Midnight falls on Hot Springs streets, Another adventure begins! A thousand faces, a million tales, And nobody knows who wins! Through the traffic and the madness, Through the neon and the rain, There's a hero behind the wheel, Who's seen more than he can explain! [Pre-Chorus] He's got the music! He's got the lights! He's got the courage To survive these nights! [Chorus - Huge Stadium Vocals] RIDE DAD! Hero of the highway! RIDE DAD! Coming down your driveway! Through the chaos and the crazy, Through the laughter and the pain, When the whole world's lost its marbles, He's behind the wheel again! RIDE DAD! [Verse 2] Bullet Bill is his mighty steed, With microphones aboard! A thousand songs at his command, And stories by the score! He's got gadgets, games, and giveaways, He's got wisdom, jokes, and sass, But even superheroes Can't escape the back-seat gas! [Pre-Chorus] No cape required! No secret lair! Just four wheels rolling, And a whole lotta flair! [Chorus] RIDE DAD! Guardian of the night! RIDE DAD! Keeping chaos in his sight! Through the madness and the mayhem, Through the things he can't unsee, He's the hero nobody asked for, But the one who gets you there safely! RIDE DAD! [Bridge - Spoken Over Dramatic Synth] Countless rides... Endless stories... One slightly questionable collection of karaoke performances. And still... He drives. [Explosive Electric Guitar Solo] [Final Chorus - Full Band and Gang Vocals] RIDE DAD! Champion of the road! RIDE DAD! Carrying the load! From the mountains to the downtown, Through the madness and the miles, He delivers more than rides, He delivers memories and smiles! RIDE DAD! RIDE DAD! THE RIDE DAAAAAD! [Outro - Dramatic Movie Announcer] The Ride Dad. He doesn't give rides. He provides... EXPERIENCES! [Final Guitar Power Chord]
