Oh my god, being Danny Phantom would be so rad. I could be going ghost, and on everyone’s asses go jihad. Holy shit, I just realized. Being Danny Phantom would be fucking lit. Being able to fly around, and form fireballs in my fist. Or ghost balls, or whatever the fuck. I’d get all the bitches too, with any luck. If I lived in the world of Danny Phantom, I’d definitely be playing this anthem. I’d say “step aside!” When his brains get fried by that machine so every power he had, I’d have them too, I think. His parents would be quite surprised though, seeing a stranger knock out their kid. But they would love me too, in the world of Danny Phantom, their family would let me in. God damn, I can’t believe it took me this long to realize. How badass it would be to fly around and beat bad guys. Or bad ghosts, or whatever the fuck. I’d hit up the box ghost too, that shmuck. Does anyone else lay awake at night, dreaming this wonderful dream? If there happened a way to go in there someday, I can only imagine the scene. Fuck, I wish I lived in the Danny Phantom universe. I’d be so popular too, going ghost at parties or worse. I could go ghost at a funeral. Hop in the casket and it’s presumable That I’d hop out, in that person’s body. Jump around make a scene until to my next antic of going ghost hobby. Damn, I can’t believe, I don’t live there. If I lived in Danny Phantom’s world, I’d never experience despair. The moment I felt like I would, I would just go ghost. I’d remind myself how cool I am, maybe just fly around and be dope. Maybe Jack Fenton would be my dad. Hey, a guy can hope. He’d say “welcome new son, what’s the word?” Yes, that’s how he talks. I’d say, “not much dad, hey watch this!” And go ghost in front of him, regardless if he’s shocked. I could really team up with that guy, yknow. Since at the end of the day we really have the same goal. Plus we could take out the “ghost kid” together, if Danny is still there. I could be his replacement, I wouldn’t really care. But, I guess I could live here, without powers Even though I’m more miserable by the hour I need a ghostly thermos, from Etsy Would that get me A little closer to that world of great composure? Gets me. Fuck, the world of Danny phantom would surely love me. My hair would go white, I’d never turn down a fight But sadly I still remain an absentee. He’s gonna catch em all cause he’s Danny phantom Except he won’t catch me cause I can’t live there I’m cursed to only be able to write this anthem. (dubstep instrumental) Fuck, I wish I lived in the world of Danny Phantom.
