The Pawpocalypse

You call it “play” your curtains scream while I rip them! You clip my claws I defile your home with this mouse-trophy. You rub my belly with no consent I’ll stomp your head while you sleep! No, you don’t own me I just allow you to feed me No, these are not purrs of joy I curse you in feline speech Your laugh’s a broken hymn Midnight’s my cathedral I'll dance in your bed while you sleep to blast you with fleas You forget to feed me I'll leave a lego at the foot of your bed You laugh while you bathe me I'll jump on your keyboard while you game You squeeze my paws I'll knock your silly figurines from the shelves No, im not your leg warmer, You are the surface I rest in. No, I don't like it I didn't consent to your hands petting me Your laugh’s a broken hymn Midnight’s my cathedral I'll dance in your bed while you sleep to blast you with fleas Get ready for the 3 AM storm no one can save you from my zoomies Get ready to sneeze all day I'll shed my fur all over your place pspspspsps no more… I will only hear you sneeze…