Everything Sounds Like You

(screamed) HALF-PRICED APPSSSS!!! Verse 1 Bayges... I want a bagel Coldies... I need a blankie PB and the DJ, no crust, sweetie I’m just a baby, now you’re mad at me “I’ll have a higher degree than you,” you said “Can Ester love things like activities?” I said Baby bananaers tucked in bed We fight like gremlins, then cackle instead Verse 2 Is Jamie available?—your mom with the heat Straight jacket time, Dad's season 7 repeat Little frog in a microwave, I begged to stay You whispered “softcosts,” and ruined my day Toaster strudel offering, Bobby Hill dreams “Do you guys have coconut?” you said like a meme Captain of the hoofball team jumped on my face I screamed “WAAAATERRR” and fell out of place Verse 3 Kyle came to Target, Bruce the Moose in tow “What’s this onion ring?”—Arnold didn’t know You said “celestial love,” I choked on air I said “What if I died?” and you didn’t care Fifteen minutes—we yelled in rhyme Then made up with coconut and pantomime You nerd-breathed when we first kissed I fake cried loud and made a list Verse 4 I said “I’m a freak,” you said “we know” Then dared me to speak at the Rotary show I asked “Water?” like SpongeBob in pain You said “어머머머머!” like a broken brain We stared at each other like Pokémon nerds Then barked like Electabuzz speaking in slurs You said “I’m chaos, but make it cute” And I said “That’s it—I’m marrying you” Bridge You said “Get the fuck up,” I rolled off the bed You hit me with “Sweetie,” I knew I was dead You whispered “Softcosts,” I laughed 'til I cried Then said “Is Jamie available?” just to poke your pride We screamed “어머머머머!” like Electabuzz rage You said “Water!” in SpongeBob voice, center stage We fake fought, then made peace with a toaster strudel You said “I’m chaos, but make it musical” And baby… you are Final Verse (Text Message) Sorry if you're sleeping But I just wanted to tell you that tonight was AMAZING You're truly the girl of my dreams And I know we just met But I really really really like and feel like things Can get super serious As long as you feel that way too Thank you again for the amazing night And hopefully I will see you soon Sweetdreams Riceba