Smoke Like an Asian (Parody of "Walk Like an Egyptian" by The Bangles) Verse 1 All the vapes and the cigs in the night Factories pumpin' out clouds left and right They got the moves, they got the style Puffin' away with a permanent smile Pre-Chorus They got the beat, they got the glow Nicotine rush, stealin' the show Foreign tourists say, "Don't you see?" They got the moves, baby! Chorus Smoke like an Asian! Smoke like an Asian! All the cool kids doin' it right Smoke like an Asian! Smoke like an Asian! If you wanna join, light up tonight! Verse 2 They got the hookah, they got the bong Marlboros, Luckies, all day long In the alleyways, under neon lights Inhale deep, hold it tight Pre-Chorus They got the haze, they got the buzz Secondhand friends, no need to fuss Exhale slow, watch it rise They got the moves, mesmerizin' eyes! Chorus Smoke like an Asian! Smoke like an Asian! From the streets of Tokyo to Beijing Smoke like an Asian! Smoke like an Asian! Clouds in the sky, livin' the dream! Bridge Oh-oh-oh, very nice! Oh-oh-oh, take a slice! Lungs on fire, but feelin' so free Puff-puff-pass, that's the key! Verse 3 They got the filters, they got the tricks Dragon clouds from a single flick No judgments here, just clouds and steam Livin' that smoky, hazy dream Chorus (Outro) Smoke like an Asian! (Walk like an Egyptian!) Smoke like an Asian! (Walk like an Egyptian!) All the cool cats doin' it right Smoke like an Asian! (Walk like an Egyptian!) Smoke like an Asian! (Walk like an Egyptian!) If you wanna join, light up tonight!
