It was a dark dark night Goin down highway 35 My god I haven’t eaten Since I left college station Well my stomach started rumblin JIMI said “bacon ya gotta eat something” So I pulled off the exit Just to see what I might find That’s when I seen it Goddammit I wouldn’t believe it It was a Taco Bell I said oh hell Gotta get bean burrito Or I just might croak That’s when it happened A little rapture cracking Down the bottom of my jeans Fuck I gotta shit I’m gonna brown Won’t make it to the next town If we don’t pull over Lord I might cover This car in shades of brown Well I hit the gas Said “gotta go fast” And got home just in time I fumbled my keys But got to the seat Now it’s time to unload What happened next The lord did detest Was not a brown But just a big ol fucking fart Thought I had to shit But lord I was mistaken The farts are so loud They shook the dang house And all I could do is pee Well maybe next time I’ll just trust it I’ll roll down the window and see Then maybe if I’m bout to shit I’ll smear it on JIMI Yeah poop Poop was a fart Next time I’ll just shart Yay
