The Fuzzy Pink Wozzle from Eltanin

[VERSE 1] It was 9 o'clock somewhere, and that's my rule. I needed a martini, so I took a stool. The Moon Bar Alpha was happening that night. The guys lined up, like I thought they might. They all sound alike by martini three, A bunch of square losers it seemed to me. They all made way for guy 58, His pink fur permed, he said 'Have you ate?' [CHORUS 1] 'I'm a fuzzy pink wozzle from Eltanin' 'You're a fuzzy pink wozzle from Eltanin?' 'Do you wanna eat spaghetti with meatballs in?' I said, 'Is that a euphemism? Whatever, I'm in.' [VERSE 2] We ate and we talked and we got more drinks. His folks were in the trade of gangland hijinks. He asked was I alone, I said I am tonight. Until I met you, you're outta sight. He smiled, I think, it's hard to say, And shuffled to the jukebox to hit the play. 'Shall we dance,' he asked me gallantly. 'I thought you'd never ask,' I said eagerly. [Chorus 2] 'I'm a fuzzy pink wozzle from Eltanin.' 'You're a fuzzy pink wozzle from Eltanin?' 'Grab my tentacle and shake your thing.' "What's that supposed to mean? Nevermind, I'm in." [VERSE 3] We danced for hours, and we laughed a lot. His fur was so soft, I thought I'd give it a shot. I gazed in his eyes that were round and blue, and then in his purple eyes; they were round, too. "It's been a special night," I whispered in his ear. "Why don't you take me outta here?" "If you're going to whisper, my ear's just there." "Oh, sorry! I thought that was just hair." [CHORUS 3] 'Cuz you're a fuzzy pink wozzle from Eltanin. ' 'Yeah, I'm a fuzzy pink wozzle from Eltanin.' 'Do you wanna snuggle up in my cabin.' He said, 'You're not very furry,' but yeah, I'm in.' [Chorus 4] He's my fuzzy pink wozzle from Eltanin. His fur is soft and he loves to sing. He's gentle, kind and so loving, And those tentacles are quite the thing.