Your-your-your call is important to us! i'm on hold again Daddy, What does that mean?! To speak to a human, press the square root of potato! You're crazy on the telephone line! Please-please continue to hold! Why suffer from static shock when you can wait on the line! Can you think of anything else that waits, other than a person? Um...no, animals are clevererererer! Exactly! The customer service representative is not a bird! Did I ever tell you the story about the twenty-thousand elevator tracks? More hold music G-g-g-g-greensleves! s-s-sleeves! Going once, going twice, sold to the man with the infinite hold time! My circuits are melting... but please stay on the line. I can hear the elevator music in my teeth! Help! Hold-hold-hold-hold your breath! Hello? Thanks for holding. Oh, sorry, wrong extension.
