Not Like That

[Intro] [verse] I was down in my basement, hand-tuning my dotfiles Been compiling the kernel for a couple hundred miles I had thirty tabs open on the Arch wiki page When D-H-H dropped a distro and it filled me with rage He called it Omarchy, or Oligarchy for the trolls A Silicon Valley raid on my open-source soul [pre-chorus] He took my clean Hyprland and he stripped away my pride And he bundled up my suffering like a beginner's guide [Chorus] We don't do it like that! No, not like that! You pre-configured Wayland in a fancy gift wrap! You think you're a king in a ruby-red hat? The Arch install was supposed to be a trap! D-H-H, we don't rice it like that! [hook] Oh, My, Archy (Not Like That!) Oh, no (no, no, not like that) [verse] I went to grab the eye-so, I was hunting for a seed He said torrents are outdated, Cloudflare's all you need Then my tethered Wi-Fi dropped and I was tearing out my hair He handed me Chromium like I wouldn't even care One password manager, Signal, all installed out of the box Where's my five hours of manually debugging the clocks? [pre-chorus] He says it's opinionated, it is beautiful and sleek But removing all the suffering is offensive to a geek [Chorus] We don't do it like that! No, not like that! You pre-configured Wayland in a fancy gift wrap! You think you're a king in a ruby-red hat? The Arch install was supposed to be a trap! D-H-H, we don't rice it like that! [hook] Oh, My, Archy (Not Like That!) Oh, no (no, no, not like that) [Bridge] Now it's version number four and the madness has gone far He has wired an A-I agent right into the status bar Vibe coding presets and a whole Quickshell rewrite He is throwing cash at devs just to fuel the fight He says nome is a circus and Debian's a clown He is building his own ecosystem in town [pre-chorus] But wait - the animations - they are looking kind of smooth NO! I must resist this suspiciously pleasant groove [Chorus] 'Cause we don’t do it like that! No, not like that! You can't just hand a normie my elite habitat! The Arch installation is supposed to be a trap! D! H! H! we don’t rice it like that! No, not like that! [Outro] Oh, My, Archy (Not Like That!) Oh, no (no, no, not like that) You have given too much, and for free We are happy to suffer, you see