Magical Stupid Girl and Uncle Bob: Lesson in English

[Fade In] [Spoken: female] おじさん 私は嫌だと思っているの？ [Spoken: male] 很遺憾 英語無所不在… [Instrumental Drop] [Verse: female] Bass in music, bass is fish, base is base... Wait it doesn't make sense! Why is be and bee are the same, but different somehow? Uncle my head is spinning, can't wrap it around... [Verse 2: male] I know tis dum-dum, but you have to endure Mistakes are something to make not do You will get it my niece I believe in you So just... you know... power through! [Chorus] [female]I hate learning this English (pum-pum-pum) [male]I hate teaching that English (dun-dun-dun) [Together]We just hate English (dun-pum-dun-pum) And you as well [Pause] (And you as well) [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3: male] Now open the page sixty nine Fly sat on a cake and took a bite But if tis not now but in future to be Fly will take a bite of that cake you see [Verse 4: female] Fly is an insect?! I thought it was to soar... English is stupid and I don't want to learn it any more I am a Magical Stupid Girl not a linguist gallore [Chorus] [female]I hate learning this English (pum-pum-pum) [male]I hate teaching that English (dun-dun-dun) [Together]We just hate English (dun-pum-dun-pum) And you as well [Pause] (And you as well) [Instrumental Break] [Verse 5: female] Speaking of cake, and maybe some coco to go Can we drop this lesson uncle and just have those? [male]But you don't have money and I left mine with Venus and SilverSoul [female]I'll just ask my rival villainess to pay for us both [male]Villainess? How does she looks? [female]She's a classy lass with some big... curves [Verse 6: female] All right I know what to do! Alakazam alakazoo -- English go boom! See uncle Bob? I made it good, I exploded this language And we officially through [Outro: together] Is this song good? No it's not But who cares Bob and Magical Stupid Girl are singing in pair And for you who listened this fever dream till the end Slán leat and see you cannoli! [Fade out]