Bung 'em in the Army (V2)

[Intro] (Ay by gum, people of today are bloody pansies and disrespectful twats, we know what to do back in my day and the answer was BUNG EM IN THE ARMY!) [Verse 1] I don't know what's wrong with me country, it's gone to shit as far as the eye can see All the way from Scarborough to Whitby, people of today are so shitty [Pre chorus] The answer is plain to see, if I say it all will persecute me but I don't care anymore and I will say out loud. [Chorus] Bung em in the army, it will sort em out It did me good, I got no doubt This generation need a good clout That's what it's all about. [Verse 2] This bloody generation, always on the phone It winds me up and I feel it in every bone Each one of em is just a lazy sap whine about every mishap. [Pre chorus] I said it before and I'll say it again, the answer is plain to see I'm free to say, just how it should be and by God you'll listen to me. [Chorus] Bung em in the army, it will sort em out It did me good, I got no doubt This generation need a good clout That's what it's all about. [Instrumental] (Bung em in army, look at the good it did me, taught me all the skills I know 'n' made me the man I am.) [Verse 3] I'm not a politician, it's never something I want to be I'm a lad who's ex army and tougher than today's average pansy. I served this country, for I adore her, you see I got the answer right here for you and you should just hear me. [Chrous] Bung em in the army, it will sort em out It did me good, I got no doubt This generation need a good clout That's what it's all about. [Verse 4] It turns a bad lad into a good'un A sargeant don't shout for fun When they give ya a loaded gun Don't ya dare bloody run [Chorus] Bung em in the army, it will sort em out It did me good, I got no doubt This generation need a good clout That's what it's all about. [Fade outro]