Responsible for Farting in Yoga (Narcocorrido Dramatic)

[Intro] [brass fanfare swell] [dramatic verse] For community service, the judge sent me to talk with you about responsibility. Because I allegedly… put “I farted in yoga!” stickers on Richmond police cars. [theatrical build] Deferred adjudication. No conviction… yet. The judge knew that and said, “Go teach these people responsibility.” [brass swell hook] That’s handing a raccoon a flamethrower… then blaming him for the fire. [epic storytelling verse 2] So… don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. The judge will ask how this went. Tell him I changed your lives. [mythic final] Then he’ll storm back in asking why his car has an I farted in yoga!” sticker… Say, “Your Honor… [final dramatic hook - repeat] Colin changed our lives.