DO NOT STACK KEEP UPRIGHT OPEN THIS SIDE [pause] That seems optimistic. Contents may shift during transport Fine. Let them. Keep away from heat keep away from water keep away from actually, that one's excessive. There’s always too much fine print for something you’re supposed to understand at a glance. Do not stack there’s already enough on here Do not bend don’t force it just because it moves Read before opening or don’t but if you’re gonna stay stay curious. THIS SIDE UP arrow pointing somewhere unhelpful INSPECT ON ARRIVAL as if anyone does No visible damage which is not the same sentence as nothing happened. Still works. Mostly. Do not stack leave a little room Do not seal I might have one more thing to add. There’s a line here that says: HANDLE WITH No. Too obvious. Cross that out. KEEP DRY REMOVE BEFORE USE DO NOT COVER VENTS now we’re getting somewhere One side says DO NOT OPEN other side says OPEN HERE which feels like poor design but you figured it out. Mm. Good. No substitutions unless necessary Some assembly required tools not included actual contents may differ from image colors may vary parts may loosen instructions may change still you kept reading. Do not stack leave it where it is Do not fold some things need their shape Read before opening take your time there’s more in here than the picture showed. If damaged [pause] No. Never mind. Keep it.
