[No music, Spoken on a hot mic] (Let's get this one right.) "Two, three, four..." [Verse] When the day feels long, and your tummy's a-growlin', You need something quick that'll get you howlin'! A treat so tasty, it’s a culinary coup, Box of Noodles, it’s waiting for you! [Prechorus] Just add hot water, give it a stir, Dinner’s on the table in a minute, for sure! [Chorus] Oh, Box of Noodles, it’s a mealtime spree, Now it serves not one, not two, but three! Box of Noodles, oh, what a treat, Cheese and tomato, the flavor’s complete. [Verse 2] No pots, no pans, no kitchen mess, It’s spaghetti perfection, with zero stress! Got friends to feed? Oh, what a delight, Box of Noodles saves your night! [Bridge] Swing it, sway it, noodle away, A jazzy little dinner for a busy day! Quick and easy, but oh, what flair, Box of Noodles, beyond compare! [Chorus] Oh, Box of Noodles, it’s a mealtime spree, Now it serves not one, not two, but three! Cheese and tomato, a saucy embrace, A piping hot meal, and it’s saving you space! [Spoken, Excited] By BlamCo! [Stinger] [Quiet Aside] (I hope the bombs kill me so I don't have to eat this crap.)
