[Verse] The shirt’s a mess the crease is wild You’ve got the iron but not the style Steam’s hissing loud like a train gone mad Oh baby you’re the worst I’ve ever had [Prechorus] You flip the board you break the steam It’s like a nightmare not a dream [Chorus] You can’t even iron right Wrinkles waving in the light No sharp edges just a fight You can’t even iron right Oh no no baby not tonight [Verse 2] You burned my tie you scorched my sleeve Your ironing skills make me grieve A fashion crime is what you do I’m better off in a wrinkled suit [Prechorus] The iron’s hot the shirt’s not flat Where’s the skill you promised at [Chorus] You can’t even iron right Wrinkles waving in the light No sharp edges just a fight You can’t even iron right Oh no no baby not tonight
