[Intro | phone ring sound effect, spoken intro, beatbox groove] DJ, pick up di phone! I’m whispering from di bathroom right now... She outside di door with a butter knife! Listen... [Chorus | bouncy swing, punchy lead vocal, call-and-response] Is she worth it? Can I work it? She just keyed my whip, swore I deserve it (She just keyed my whip, swore I deserve it) (She just keyed my whip, swore I deserve it) If she psycho, can I curb it? Locked my bank app 'fore my funds get murdered (She just keyed my whip, swore I deserve it) (She just keyed my whip, swore I deserve it) [Verse 1 | rapid UK cadence, conversational tone, dry mix] She dashed my fresh trainers out di bedroom window Just because she dreamed a dream I looked at a nympho Swiped my debit card to pay a psychic online Burnt my morning toast and said it was a dark sign Mandem in di group chat telling me I'm captive Told me grab my passport, take evasive action Twenty minutes later she be baking me a crumble Kiss me on di forehead, asking why I grumble? [Pre-Chorus | half-time drop, bouncy sub bass] Look at her lashes and her pout, don’t ya? Cook a three-course dinner when I'm down, don’t ya? Then she put my car keys straight inna di freezer How a rude boy turn into a people pleaser? [Chorus | bouncy swing, full rhythm track] Is she worth it? Can I work it? She just keyed my whip, swore I deserve it (She just keyed my whip, swore I deserve it) (She just keyed my whip, swore I deserve it) If she psycho, can I curb it? Locked my bank app 'fore my funds get murdered (She just keyed my whip, swore I deserve it) (She just keyed my whip, swore I deserve it) [Verse 2 | double-time delivery, driving percussive pocket] She tracked my location straight to di barber Kicked di door open like she hunting for a martyr Asked my man why he make my fade look so neat Said I’m dressing sharp to go gallivant di street Angel on her socials with a filter and a glow Demon in di flat when di broadband get slow Hid di game controller underneath di floorboards Daring me to ask why she moving like an overlord! [Bridge | stripped back, 2-step shuffle, dramatic comedic delivery] Mandem, mandem, hear what I say Crazy girl a run my whole life every day Should I pack my bags, should I dash my phone? Or stay right here 'cause I hate being alone? Lord have mercy, she just brought me some tea Looking like an angel sitting down pon my knee Take back every single word that I spoke One sweet smile and di mandem broke! [Chorus | maximum energy, doubled vocals, hype ad-libs] Is she worth it? Can I work it? She just keyed my whip, swore I deserve it (She just keyed my whip, swore I deserve it) (She just keyed my whip, swore I deserve it) If she psycho, can I curb it? Locked my bank app 'fore my funds get murdered (She just keyed my whip, swore I deserve it) (She just keyed my whip, swore I deserve it) [Outro | music faints, tape stop, frantic whisper] Wait, she knocking on di door again... Babe, I was only brushing my teeth! Put down di frying pan, please! (Turn di beat off!)
