🤖🧒🏻-Honey 😋

[Spoken Intro] Yo, let me put you on to honey for real, like nobody ever told you. This is a story about puke, sex and exploitation. Yeah, you heard that right. [Verse 1] A beehive is a straight-up matriarchal brothel. The queen? She ain't a queen, she's an egg factory. Just a breeding machine. The workers? All chicks. They do EVERYTHING - clean, feed, hustle, guard the door. The males? The drones? Their whole purpose is to fuck the queen and then drop dead. Complete losers. [Verse 2] Workers fly out, find a flower, suck up the nectar. They store it in their honey sac - that's not their stomach, it's a pocket. They fly back and puke it straight into another bee's mouth. She holds it, mixes in some enzymes, then pukes it to the next one. It's literally a puke chain. Like a rave, but with wings. Honey is bee puke, bee puke, bee puke. Sweet, sticky, bee puke. They pass it mouth to mouth, fan it with their wings, seal it with wax. Honey is bee puke, bee puke, bee puke.[Chorus] [Verse 3] When it hits the cell it's still watery. So they all start fanning like crazy to evaporate the water. It gets thick, thick, THICK. Once it's ready, they cap it with wax. And in there it lasts forever. Like, a thousand years. It never expires. But here's the part they never tell you. The industry is fucked up. Bees get exploited, trucked across the country, fed cheap sugar syrup. Honey gets boiled, filtered, ultra-filtered. Sometimes they cut it with glucose, fructose, cane sugar. So you have no idea where it came from. And if it's raw? You get bonus content - pollen, wings, and the occasional bee leg. Bon appétit.[Bridge] Honey is bee puke, bee puke, bee puke. Sweet, sticky, bee puke. They pass it mouth to mouth, fan it with their wings, seal it with wax. Honey is bee puke, bee puke, bee puke.[Chorus] So next time you pour honey in your tea, picture a thousand bees puking in choir just for you. And if it tastes sweet, that's 'cause it's fancy, refined puke. Bro, honey is bee puke. Period. "[Outro]