[Verse 1] Smoke on the sunrise, milk turns red Marshmallow graves where the mascots bled No treaty, no truce, just sugary doom My kingdom was breakfast. Now it’s a tomb [Chorus] I am the Crunch—unyielding and proud My spoon is a scepter, my wrath is loud No mercy for rabbits, no clovers remain Bow to the banner of cereal and pain [Verse 2] Snap, crackle, silence—my work is done Poured fire on their fields ‘til the milk couldn’t run They came for breakfast, I brought the storm Now every box bears the mark I’ve worn [Chorus] I am the Crunch—unyielding and proud My spoon is a scepter, my wrath is loud No mercy for rabbits, no clovers remain Bow to the banner of cereal and pain [Bridge - Spoken Growled Over Breakbeat / Strings] They thought it was just a balanced meal… But I gave them a war they’d never digest. The aisle is ash. The mascots are gone. And I... I am still crunchy.
