[Intro] It’s just a book… Just words on a page. How bad could it possibly be? Oh… Fuck. [Verse 1] Pretty little cover, innocent disguise, Didn’t see the trouble hiding inside. One little chapter, one little taste, Now I’m turning pages at a dangerous pace. My coffee’s cold, forgot the time, That wicked imagination’s working overtime. He said one sentence, I read it twice, And suddenly I’m questioning my entire life. [Pre-Chorus] Oh, that’s twisted, oh, that’s wrong, So why the hell am I reading along? One more chapter, let me see, How much worse this story’s gonna be. [Chorus] Read me filthy, read me slow, Tell me things I’m not supposed to know. W-w-words that make me blush, Got me addicted to the rush. Read me filthy, page by page, Let my imagination out of its cage. A little wicked, a little obscene, You wouldn’t believe the things I’ve read. [Verse 2] Someone’s knocking, not today, I’ve got fictional sins to investigate. Another plot twist, another scene, This author’s got a filthy mind, I see. I close the book, I need a break, Then open it again for goodness’ sake. The things these characters get up to, And somehow I’m enjoying every view. [Pre-Chorus] Oh, that’s twisted, oh, that’s wrong, So why the hell am I reading along? One more chapter, let me see, How much worse this story’s gonna be. [Chorus] Read me filthy, read me slow, Tell me things I’m not supposed to know. W-w-words that make me blush, Got me addicted to the rush. Read me filthy, page by page, Let my imagination out of its cage. A little wicked, a little obscene, You wouldn’t believe the things I’ve read. [Bridge] Content warning… Explicit material. Disturbing themes. Questionable decisions. Do you wish to continue? … Obviously. [Final Chorus] Read me filthy, read me slow, Tell me things I’m not supposed to know. W-w-words that make me blush, Got me addicted to the rush. Read me filthy, page by page, Let my imagination out of its cage. A little wicked, a little obscene, You wouldn’t believe the things I’ve read. [Outro] Well… That was educational. Next chapter. Immediately.
