👗 Not My Size 👗 (Holy Smokes, Listen This Taylor)

Artcore Crossover, Synthwave, Mathrock, layered female vocals, [experimental], driving, melodic, G-Major

[Verse 1]
Trying on clothes that never fit right,
Mirror says, "Oh girl, it's not your night."
Red dress, too tight, Shein size unknown,
Promises of style that I’ll never own.

Scanned the reviews, they said "It runs big,"
Now I’m here struggling, feeling like a twig.
Bought it for the gram, but here I stand,
In a fantasy size from some foreign land.

[Chorus]
Oh, Shein, you lied to me,
Said it'd hug me perfectly.
This red dress was my dream,
Now it's tearing at the seams.
I wanted fierce, I wanted bold,
But this size chart's way too cold.
Guess I'll wear my old jeans tonight,
'Cause this red dress ain't fitting right.

[Verse 2]
Scrolling through racks on my little screen,
Models all smiling, looking lean and mean.
I picked the color, chose the style,
Just to sit here pouting in my messy pile.

Mom says I’m wasting money, dad rolls his eyes,
But it’s not my fault if it’s the wrong size!
Caught in the lure of that two-day ship,
Just to drown in fabric that won't even zip.

[Chorus]
Oh, Shein, you lied to me,
Said it'd hug me perfectly.
This red dress was my dream,
Now it's tearing at the seams.
I wanted fierce, I wanted bold,
But this size chart’s way too cold.
Guess I'll wear my old jeans tonight,
'Cause this red dress ain't fitting right.

[Bridge]
Maybe it’s silly, just girl stuff,
But trying to look cute can be so tough.
All I want's a little magic to shine,
But these one-size dreams, they never align.

[Verse 3]
So here's to all the girls stuck at home,
Lost in their closets, feeling so alone.
Red dress or no dress, we’ll make it through,
With or without Shein’s version of "you."

[Outro]
Maybe someday I'll find the one,
A dress that fits, no battles won.
Until then, it’s jeans and tees,
Goodbye Shein, I’m done with these.

2033/7500

[Verse 1] Trying on clothes that never fit right, Mirror says, "Oh girl, it's not your night." Red dress, too tight, Shein size unknown, Promises of style that I’ll never own. Scanned the reviews, they said "It runs big," Now I’m here struggling, feeling like a twig. Bought it for the gram, but here I stand, In a fantasy size from some foreign land. [Chorus] Oh, Shein, you lied to me, Said it'd hug me perfectly. This red dress was my dream, Now it's tearing at the seams. I wanted fierce, I wanted bold, But this size chart's way too cold. Guess I'll wear my old jeans tonight, 'Cause this red dress ain't fitting right. [Verse 2] Scrolling through racks on my little screen, Models all smiling, looking lean and mean. I picked the color, chose the style, Just to sit here pouting in my messy pile. Mom says I’m wasting money, dad rolls his eyes, But it’s not my fault if it’s the wrong size! Caught in the lure of that two-day ship, Just to drown in fabric that won't even zip. [Chorus] Oh, Shein, you lied to me, Said it'd hug me perfectly. This red dress was my dream, Now it's tearing at the seams. I wanted fierce, I wanted bold, But this size chart’s way too cold. Guess I'll wear my old jeans tonight, 'Cause this red dress ain't fitting right. [Bridge] Maybe it’s silly, just girl stuff, But trying to look cute can be so tough. All I want's a little magic to shine, But these one-size dreams, they never align. [Verse 3] So here's to all the girls stuck at home, Lost in their closets, feeling so alone. Red dress or no dress, we’ll make it through, With or without Shein’s version of "you." [Chorus] Oh, Shein, you lied to me, Said it'd hug me perfectly. This red dress was my dream, Now it's tearing at the seams. I wanted fierce, I wanted bold, But this size chart’s way too cold. Guess I'll wear my old jeans tonight, 'Cause this red dress ain't fitting right. [Outro] Maybe someday I'll find the one, A dress that fits, no battles won. Until then, it’s jeans and tees, Goodbye Shein, I’m done with these.

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