[Verse 1] Robbie rolls out at dawn Tail lights blink, then he’s gone In the yard, in the shed He’s got mitts on your bread Took a spoon and a sock A goldfish bowl and a clock From the porch to the bin He’s got gravy on his chin [Pre-Chorus] Hear that rattle? That’s him Little paws, big-time whim If it’s shiny, it’s his That’s the way Robbie is [Chorus] (Robbie the Robot Raccoon) Beep-boop, boom, he swoops too soon (Robbie the Robot Raccoon) Snag a ladle by the afternoon (Robbie the Robot Raccoon) Zip-zap, zoom, he’s in your room (Robbie the Robot Raccoon) Now your hat is gone, bye-bye, swoon [Verse 2] He stole one boot from Dave Grabbed a comb from the sink Then he winked a metallic wink Pocket full of spoons Tin-can tunes and stolen moons He’s got tabs on the fence And a wrench from the garden bench [Pre-Chorus] Hear that rattle? That’s him Little paws, big-time whim If it’s shiny, it’s his That’s the way Robbie is [Chorus] (Robbie the Robot Raccoon) Beep-boop, boom, he swoops too soon (Robbie the Robot Raccoon) Snag a ladle by the afternoon (Robbie the Robot Raccoon) Zip-zap, zoom, he’s in your room (Robbie the Robot Raccoon) Now your hat is gone, bye-bye, swoon [Bridge] He don’t need no treasure map He just sniffs, then snatches that From the mailbox to the mat He’ll take your keys and call it art [Final Chorus] (Robbie the Robot Raccoon) Beep-boop, boom, he swoops too soon (Robbie the Robot Raccoon) Snag a ladle by the afternoon (Robbie the Robot Raccoon) Zip-zap, zoom, he’s in your room (Robbie the Robot Raccoon) Laugh it off, he’ll steal this tune
