"Okay... listen. Everyone knows the feeling. Loving someone and trying to decode all those signals. Guys just aren't the easiest when it comes to showing they really like you. So, I thought I was being super sharp this time. I thought I noticed every single little move my crush made. The stares, the mirroring, the tension... I kept it cool, ultra-sensual, like I had it all under control. But honestly? Looking back... I didn't have a single clue." He leans in close under the dim room light I nod so wise, keeping my mystery tight He mirrors my posture, sips his glass in sync I whisper sleekly, "I cured that in a wink" But darling, I just saw him stuck in that exact same frame I just thought: wow, that chair has got a beautiful name His fingers twitching softly through his wild hair Adjusting his shirt, so close and so bare I thought he had a nervous tic that night, just a random thing Or maybe his clothes were just too tight for his swing. Our eyes lock tight, seconds long and deep A blazing tension where the sparks used to sleep He sought connection in that endless stare I seriously thought: got a fly in your eye or a scare? His pupils turned pitch black, wide and so grand I just blamed the shadows shifting across the land He kept his eyes wide, looking at me with a thirst so real And I just thought: why is he staring like an old oil deal? Oh, I knew it all, I read every single sign His body language spoke volumes, every single line Until my buttons popped open and his fingers started to creep Then his hand slid deep beneath my clothes, and my breath went to sleep. When I look serious, his face drops just as cold I thought his stomach hurt, if the truth must be told We walk down the street and he matches my slow pace He laughs at every bad joke I throw in his face His feet were pointed straight, locked right onto me I just thought his shoes were pinching horribly, you see While the butterflies shivered right under his smooth skin I looked out the window, completely clueless within. Oh, I knew it all, I read every single sign His body language spoke volumes, every single line Until my buttons popped open and his fingers started to creep Then his hand slid deep beneath my clothes, and my breath went to sleep. But then he softly bit his shiny lower lip And his hand slid 'by accident' warm across my hip His breathing sped up, whispering right in my ear And suddenly this blind fool finally saw it clear Now we're lying here together, sheets burning with the spark I knew absolutely nothing, but man... I love the dark. Oh, I knew it all, I read every single sign His body language spoke volumes, every single line Until my buttons popped open and his fingers started to creep Then his hand slid deep beneath my clothes, and my breath went to sleep. Not a single clue...But those buttons opened fast. And your hand beneath my clothes... oeh. So close now... you're so warm... you're so...You're so... Wait a minute... what is that buzzing sound coming from your hips? Babe?! Why is there a red light flashing behind your left ear?! Are you... are you a real-life sexbot?! And I thought those perfect stares and vibrations were pure love! He can't stop now, i'm burning...... exploding..... completely overloaded... My body feels like a ticking bomb....... and it's fully loaded. This thing can't stop now... I need an instruction manual for this thing?!
