
The Velvet Assassins
Song: The Velvet Assassins [Intro] (Fast, distorted guitar riff kicks in, accompanied by a marching snare drum) (Feedback squeal) [Verse 1] Underneath the Marina skyline, tragic and grand There's a furry little army taking back the land With their velvet coats and their innocent eyes They’re the razor-toothed killers in a sweet disguise! They float on their backs in the muddy green tide But you don't want to know what they're trying to hide! [Pre-Chorus] (Guitars palm-muted, building tension) Yeah, they look like little angels slipping through the stream... But they’ll wake you in the midnight to a bloody scream! [Chorus] (Explosive, heavy, full band) They’re swimming through the rivers, they don't give a damn! A fuzzy execution, a carnivorous plan! Oh, they smile for the cameras, they squeak for the boys Then they sink their little teeth into the heads of your koi! (Gang vocals) OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! [Verse 2] (Fast punk beat) Weep for the ponds of the rich and the blind Leaving nothing but the scales and the carnage behind! In the Singapore heat, it’s a black parade Of a riverbank mafia, completely unafraid. They’ll march through the condos, they’ll breach the estate If you’re a thousand-dollar fish, well, accept your fate! [Bridge] (Music drops out entirely. Just a slow, moody bassline) (Whispered, intensely) Don't touch them. Don't pet them. They'll drag you to the shallows. (Guitars explode back in) (Screamed) THEY ARE THE SHADOWS OF THE KALLANG RIVER! [Guitar Solo] (Frantic, high-energy, shredding melodic solo) [Chorus] (Maximum energy) They’re swimming through the rivers, they don't give a damn! A fuzzy execution, a carnivorous plan! Oh, they smile for the cameras, they squeak for the boys Then they sink their little teeth into the heads of your koi! (Gang vocals) OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! [Outro] (Half-time heavy breakdown) So lock up your gardens! Protect all the gold! The otters are coming! Bloodthirsty and bold! Bite the head off! Bite the head off! (Abrupt stop, single cymbal choke) Squeak.

