(Fast, driving guitar riff, heavy bass line, quick, tight drums) (Verse 1) Heard the call, played the hall, I was a legend My band was tight, every night, sent 'em to heaven! A punk-rock god, a six-string fraud, I wore the crown Spilled my guts, went nuts, tore the whole place down! Yeah, I was big, I was a pig, livin' on adrenaline Now I'm stuck, outta luck, drownin' in my gin-again! (Pre-Chorus) From the VIPs to the gutters of LA Every night's a blur, didn't matter what they say! The press was hungry, the groupies, they were sweeter Then the van broke down and the buzz got completer! (Chorus) 'CAUSE I'M BEAN THERE, DONE THAT! WASHED UP AND WIRED! TRADING STAGE DIVES FOR A SHINE! MY FIRE'S RETIRED! YEAH, I'M BEAN THERE, DONE THAT! A LEGENDARY SOUSE! MY KINGDOM'S CRUMBLED, MY BRAIN IS MUMBLED, I WORK AT THE CAR WASH HOUSE! (Verse 2) Used to have a roadie, now I got a bucket Used to sell out stadiums, damn it, now I'm stuck at Five dollar wax jobs, ten for the inside I used to make a living off my glorious pride! They said I was the HEIR, they said I was the future Now I'm just a cautionary, boozy punk-rock suture! I got a stain on my apron, a tremor in my hand Just another faded star in this rotten land! (Pre-Chorus) From the champagne rooms to the alley behind the bar I took every shot, didn't matter how bizarre! I was a KIDNEY BEAN of filth and pure sensation Now I'm just REFRIED on the reservation! (Chorus) 'CAUSE I'M BEAN THERE, DONE THAT! WASHED UP AND WIRED! TRADING STAGE DIVES FOR A SHINE! MY FIRE'S RETIRED! YEAH, I'M BEAN THERE, DONE THAT! A LEGENDARY SOUSE! MY KINGDOM'S CRUMBLED, MY BRAIN IS MUMBLED, I WORK AT THE CAR WASH HOUSE! (Guitar Solo - Fast, ska-punk upstrokes with a heavy, distorted lead, short and sharp.) (Bridge) My fans, they drive right by, don't know who I am They're all just lookin' for the clean machine slam! If they only knew, the chaos I once fed I'd trade this squeegee for a beer and back to the undead! I'm just a LIMA with a hangover, another six-pack down The most famous bean in this whole damn town! (Maybe not!) (Chorus) 'CAUSE I'M BEAN THERE, DONE THAT! WASHED UP AND WIRED! TRADING STAGE DIVES FOR A SHINE! MY FIRE'S RETIRED! YEAH, I'M BEAN THERE, DONE THAT! A LEGENDARY SOUSE! MY KINGDOM'S CRUMBLED, MY BRAIN IS MUMBLED, I WORK AT THE CAR WASH HOUSE! (Outro) CAR WASH HOUSE! (Screamed) WAX ON, WAX OFF! (Spoken, drunk) I'M FABA-LOUS! (Yelled, followed by a cough) FADE OUT on fast, chaotic drum fills and feedback.
