--🎩🦧👍-- [Check out Ape Lincoln on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music, and wherever else music is streaming!] https://www.youtube.com/@ape_lincoln_music https://open.spotify.com/artist/1zs0wlh46nJtqCxsBtxcCC?si=T8fcaYG0QVij5emj5UBQ_w --🎩🦧👍-- [Intro,Glitch-Banjo,Boot-Up Static] (Bzzrt… banjo.exe initializing...) “Heyyy-hooOO— SYSTEM YODEL MALFUNCTION—” [Verse 1,Bluegrass-Trap Hybrid,Loose & Weird] Up on the ridge, where the snowbuffer loads, Wind sings secrets in MIDI code. Pines be whisperin' (p-p-p-PARSE ERROR) slow, Shadows stretch long like a cheap banjo bow. Echoes hum weird where the sky turns green, I swear I saw a mountain goat with a laser beam. [Chorus,Yodel-Glitch,Anthemic & Goofy] Yodel-ay— (yodel-ay-ay-AUGH) Yodel-ay-ee-hooo-(ho—404) The mountains sing— They’re callin’ YOUUUU (distorted reverb wobble) Yodel-ay— Yodel-ay-ee-hooo Clouds do a two-step, Sky stay blue (mostly). [Verse 2,Robotic Hoedown,Randomized Banjo Picking] Down in the valley where the rivers twist, I slipped on a rock— Banjo-bot persist. Stones hold memories nobody saved, Sun gave me a firmware update. Cows roam free like low-bass drones, Bells chiming near (ding-ding-glitch-DONG) tones. Ancient melody? Sharp and clear— It told me: “Bro, get outta here.” [Prechorus,Philosophical Robot Moment,Soft Trap Build] Ohhhh— Do you hear it? The call of the climb? (Scrolling… buffering… timeless rhyme.) A voice that bends through the fabric of time, Or maybe my circuits got stuck in sublime. [Chorus,Yodel-Overdrive,More Glitch] Yodel-ay— Yodel-ay-ee-hooo Mountains sing, They’re calling you (and maybe customer support). Yodel-ay— Yodel-ay-ee-hooo Where clouds dance, Skies stay blue (ish). [Bridge,Glitch Waltz,3/4 Time But the Robot Fails It] Snowflakes fall in a waltz so slow, (1-2-GLITCH, 1-2-GLITCH) Heart beats steady, Yodels grow— Through fir trees the echoes slide, Mountains syncing up on the left channel side. Harmony shared with the mountainside— (Uploading… uploading… YODEL COMPLETE.) ---
