[Intro] Uh, yeah Mic check, commit check Push to main, don’t wreck [Verse] I’m the bug buster, code adjuster, midnight hustler Pull request magician, changelog juggler Tech debt mountain, but I’m climbing with a plan Yeah, I’m the tech debt collector, call me the bug repo man Git blame detective, tracing lines like chalk Squashin’ merge conflicts while the CI talks Framework’s creakin’ like it’s holdin’ too much weight Refactor with precision, engineerin’ fate [Chorus] I’m the fixer, not the quitter, stack trace hitter When the sprint gets bitter, I just ship it quicker Debt collector, bug exterminator, repo inspector Every hotfix I commit makes the system feel fresher [Verse] Sailin’ on a ship of ship, holes appearing in the floor Patching up with duct tape just to make it to shore Got a bucket in my hand, I’m bailing out the bugs Yo, I'm captain of the repo, fighting tech debt tugs Storms in the backlog, waves in the sprint Every leaky feature gettin’ sealed with a commit Yeah, we patch and we ship, keep the product afloat All hands on deck — there's no time to mope. [Verse] Legacy code lookin’ like spaghetti on a plate I’m untanglin’ the noodles, servin’ clean on release date Null pointer sniper, catch exceptions on the run Patchin’ over midnight, but I still make it fun I’m the branch manager, trunk flow handler Reviewin’ every diff, I’m the syntax wrangler From backlog to prod, yeah I clear the lane Unit test anthem in my engineer vein [Chorus] I’m the fixer, not the quitter, stack trace hitter When the sprint gets bitter, I just ship it quicker Debt collector, bug exterminator, repo inspector Every hotfix I commit makes the system feel fresher [Bridge] Debug mode, I decode the load From dev to deploy, I control the road Like a repo man knockin’ on your app’s old door I refactor the code till it shines once more [Outro] Yeah, that’s the grind, that’s the life we chose Pushin’ back the debt till the system grows Every bug I squash, every leak I mend I’m the engineer, the repo man, till the very end
