[Intro] [Interlude] [Verse 1] Needed to see the Doc Dialed up the office to make an appointment Start speaking to folks whose voice I did not recognize Seemed all to eager to get me in there No questions about why I was calling [Verse 2] Before hanging up I heard the receptionist say… We got a live one here!!! They are come’in in!!! Get everything ready!!! [Chorus] I hung up thinking that was strange None the less off I go Show up at the appointed time [Interlude] [Verse 3] After a few questions from a cross-eyed nurse She ushers me down the hall to the examine room Asks me to take seat Doctor ram-a-banana will be right with you [Bridge] In a few minutes the doc and nurse return We have a brief intro and I have a smirk [Chorus] We got a live one here!!! Is everything ready!!! [Interlude] [Verse 4] Then in a flash the crashing, banging commences Sounds of packages being ripped open Rubber hoses flying and bouncing off the walls [Verse 5] Next thing I know I got hoses in every possible orifice my body has Doc found some I did not know about Machines are humming, buzzing, and beeping The nurse is somewhere around me I hear her giggling and whispering [Chorus] Something does not feel right!!! Are you sure it goes there??? [Verse 6] Almost as soon as it started it was over Doctor ram-a-banana tells me all is well I was not pregnant He assured me I won’t get pregnant Confirmed I am a male [Outro] No worries Life is good I forgot why I needed to be there... [Fade] [End]
