Friday Deploy Square Dance (Warning Lights On Mix)

Wasi River Bluegrass / BridgeIncluded.ca

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[Cold open: banjo boot sequence]
One, two—
Ship it on Friday.
Pager says maybe,
banjo says okay.

[Verse 1]
Well the sprint wound down sideways with a rattle in the logs
Tickets half-closed and a backlog of jobs
Jira in the browser, snacks in the tray
Three little bugs all beggin’ me to stay

I checked the diff, I checked the hook
I said, “I’m not that kind of hero but I’ll take a look”
Somebody yelled from the back of the crew
“Is this a bad push or just punchin’ on through?”

[Pre-Chorus]
I said hold your hotfix, stash your fright
Every sketchy ship-day has a sweeter night
When your eyes feel fried and your tests feel cute
Sometimes what you need is a walk-away hoot

[Chorus]
Do the Friday Deploy and Walk Away Boogie
Step left, step right, let the code fall free
Stress-cloud speculation underneath your feet
Do the Friday Deploy and Walk Away Boogie
No wild post-mortem, no status dispute
Just a Monday mystery and a walk-away hoot

[Verse 2]
Now I’m not that CTO, let the record reflect
There’s a line of us out here with a similar defect
One writes playbooks, one hauls tone
One disappeared in a service-zone

I’ve seen shiny dashboards & benefits
Sold as a fix for what never fits
But the big blue-oncall blueprint said plain in the book
“I’m not that kind of hero but I’ll take a look”

[Pre-Chorus]
So pass me the runbook, pass me the broom
Clear one corner of the war-room gloom
If the whole crew shakes from the root to the route
We’ll laugh off the strain with a walk-away shout

[Bridge: call and response]
Caller:
Was it a hard push?

Band:
Might’ve been Tuesday.

Caller:
Was it bad luck?

Band:
Might’ve been loosely.

Caller:
Who runs the pipeline?

Band:
That depends on the chart.

Caller:
Who fixed production?

Band:
A fella with heart.

Caller:
Are you that hero?

Band:
No sir, different folder.

Caller:
Are you that kind of boss man?

Band:
Not quite, just older.

Caller:
Can you save the whole stack?

Band:
We’ll reduce the blast.

Caller:
Can you make it perfect?

Band:
No, but we’ll make it last.

[Final Chorus]
Do the Friday Deploy and Walk Away Boogie
Step left, step right, let the code fall free
Stress-cloud speculation underneath your feet
Do the Friday Deploy and Walk Away Boogie
No wild post-mortem, no status dispute
Just a Monday mystery and a walk-away hoot

Do the Friday Deploy and Walk Away Boogie
From the stand-up back to the gravel road
Some loads get lighter when you share the load
Do the Friday Deploy and Walk Away Boogie
Big blue-oncall blueprint, one last look
I’m not that kind of hero but I’ll take a look

[Outro]
The line falls quiet
The moon runs clean
The banjo hums low
On the recovery screen

Hard merge behind us
Green lights ahead
Stress-cloud speculation
And the whole band said—

Walk-away hoot.
Walk-away hoot.
Walk-away hoot.
By the river.

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[Cold open: banjo boot sequence] One, two— Ship it on Friday. Pager says maybe, banjo says okay. [Verse 1] Well the sprint wound down sideways with a rattle in the logs Tickets half-closed and a backlog of jobs Jira in the browser, snacks in the tray Three little bugs all beggin’ me to stay I checked the diff, I checked the hook I said, “I’m not that kind of hero but I’ll take a look” Somebody yelled from the back of the crew “Is this a bad push or just punchin’ on through?” [Pre-Chorus] I said hold your hotfix, stash your fright Every sketchy ship-day has a sweeter night When your eyes feel fried and your tests feel cute Sometimes what you need is a walk-away hoot [Chorus] Do the Friday Deploy and Walk Away Boogie Step left, step right, let the code fall free Stress-cloud speculation underneath your feet Do the Friday Deploy and Walk Away Boogie No wild post-mortem, no status dispute Just a Monday mystery and a walk-away hoot [Verse 2] Now I’m not that CTO, let the record reflect There’s a line of us out here with a similar defect One writes playbooks, one hauls tone One disappeared in a service-zone I’ve seen shiny dashboards & benefits Sold as a fix for what never fits But the big blue-oncall blueprint said plain in the book “I’m not that kind of hero but I’ll take a look” [Pre-Chorus] So pass me the runbook, pass me the broom Clear one corner of the war-room gloom If the whole crew shakes from the root to the route We’ll laugh off the strain with a walk-away shout [Chorus] Do the Friday Deploy and Walk Away Boogie Step left, step right, let the code fall free Stress-cloud speculation underneath your feet Do the Friday Deploy and Walk Away Boogie No wild post-mortem, no status dispute Just a Monday mystery and a walk-away hoot [Bridge: call and response] Caller: Was it a hard push? Band: Might’ve been Tuesday. Caller: Was it bad luck? Band: Might’ve been loosely. Caller: Who runs the pipeline? Band: That depends on the chart. Caller: Who fixed production? Band: A fella with heart. Caller: Are you that hero? Band: No sir, different folder. Caller: Are you that kind of boss man? Band: Not quite, just older. Caller: Can you save the whole stack? Band: We’ll reduce the blast. Caller: Can you make it perfect? Band: No, but we’ll make it last. [Final Chorus] Do the Friday Deploy and Walk Away Boogie Step left, step right, let the code fall free Stress-cloud speculation underneath your feet Do the Friday Deploy and Walk Away Boogie No wild post-mortem, no status dispute Just a Monday mystery and a walk-away hoot Do the Friday Deploy and Walk Away Boogie From the stand-up back to the gravel road Some loads get lighter when you share the load Do the Friday Deploy and Walk Away Boogie Big blue-oncall blueprint, one last look I’m not that kind of hero but I’ll take a look [Outro] The line falls quiet The moon runs clean The banjo hums low On the recovery screen Hard merge behind us Green lights ahead Stress-cloud speculation And the whole band said— Walk-away hoot. Walk-away hoot. Walk-away hoot. By the river.

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