[Verse] Out on a quest In the land of odd Carrying secrets A magical rod Not a sword Not a staff It’s bizarre and bold What a story to tell Let the saga unfold [Chorus] Dildo Gaggins Walking through the night Lighting up the darkness Glowing so bright Dildo Gaggins Always ready to fight An unexpected hero A comical knight [Verse 2] Mountains and valleys He’s on the go With a bounce in his step He steals the show Enemies stumble They can’t believe their eyes He’s got the power The ultimate surprise [Bridge] He’s not your average adventurer No With every step His legend will grow A bit of mischief A sprinkle of fun His journey’s wild But it’s only begun [Chorus] Dildo Gaggins Walking through the night Lighting up the darkness Glowing so bright Dildo Gaggins Always ready to fight An unexpected hero A comical knight [Outro] From the Shire to the stars He’ll carry the flame A name so absurd Yet destined for fame Dildo Gaggins What a curious plight Marching through history Into the light
