[intro, children music] [Verse 1] Wake up at noon, don’t make the bed Eat cold pizza, scratch my head School can wait, work’s a lie Slacker’s heaven, and that’s no crime [Chorus] TOO LAZY TO DIE — I’ll sleep instead TOO LAZY TO DIE — keep my bed TOO LAZY TO DIE — don’t need no plan TOO LAZY TO DIE — I’m my own man [Verse 2] Homework burns, bosses choke I light a smoke, that’s the joke TV screams, I turn it down Life moves fast, I’m not around [Chorus] TOO LAZY TO DIE — I’ll sleep instead TOO LAZY TO DIE — keep my bed TOO LAZY TO DIE — don’t need no plan TOO LAZY TO DIE — I’m my own man [Verse 3] Mom says move, I say no Dad says work, I let it go Dreams are cheap, beer is cold I ain’t young, I ain’t old [Chorus] TOO LAZY TO DIE — I’ll sleep instead TOO LAZY TO DIE — keep my bed TOO LAZY TO DIE — don’t need no plan TOO LAZY TO DIE — I’m my own man [Verse 4] Kids all run, I stand still Leaders scream, I got no will Future’s fake, past is gone Slacker’s song goes on and on [Chorus] TOO LAZY TO DIE — I’ll sleep instead TOO LAZY TO DIE — keep my bed TOO LAZY TO DIE — don’t need no plan TOO LAZY TO DIE — I’m my own man
