I’m watching my figure for my new boyyyyy friend… He always picks Me! Me! Meeee-eeee My new boyfriend’s famous He’s on every magazine Well, not literally But I’m sure at least 17 He’s a transfer from A school north somewhere He was like, “I was so popular— I just needed air” A director tried to cast him As the hero in a show He said he didn’t need the fame Cause everybody knows! He’s got that Brady! Bouncy! Bunch-y hair! I know it sounds ridiculous But every word is true And out of all the ones around He picked who? It’s always Me! Me! Meeee-eeee My new boyfriend Drives a car you’ve never seen Knows like a million famous people And he’s only seventeen My new boyfriend Got invited to the moon But he turned it down Just to hang out this afternoon So yeah Last week he missed a day Cause NASA called him up They really needed someone smart to fix some stuff I know what you’re gonna say “Didn’t he just get here?” Okay yeah but he had to finish astro-things Before he could transfer here They offered him a space suit With his name stitched on the chest But he said, “I’ve got a date tonight” So they completely understood He’s got that Spacesuit Zero-G Quality hair! I know it sounds ridiculous But every word is true And out of all the ones around He picked who? It’s always Me! Me! Meeee-eeee My new boyfriend Drives a car you’ve never seen Knows like a million famous people And he’s only seventeen My new boyfriend Was invited to the moon And he turned it down Just to hang out this afternoon He says I’m funny He says I’m smart I’m his Special Jam! I don’t have his picture You can’t have his number He’s MY biggest fan! You don’t believe me? (that’s okay!) You wouldn’t get it anyway! He’s just busy! (That’s all!) He’ll be here when NASA calls! My new boyfriend You don’t know him, that’s okay He’s been kinda busy lately Being famous in L.A. My new boyfriend Got invited to the moon But he turned it down Cause Mars keeps asking for him too
