✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ [INTRO] Look what happened to a friend of mine… She turned on the fan ‘cause the heat was wild… Then a giant roach the size of King Kong… showed up from nowhere like it lived there all along… ✨✨✨ It was HUGE Girl… you screamed so loud… ✨✨✨ ‘Cause that thing looked like a transformer bug… with kangaroo legs and a gangster strut… ✨✨✨ Too hot… too hot… everybody lookin’ for a cool spot… ✨✨✨ [VERSE 1] She was laying down with her messy bun… talking all relaxed just having fun… Turned on the fan… wiped her face real slow… looked up to the ceiling and almost lost control… ✨✨✨ Don’t exaggerate! (Man) Well… almost almost… (CHOIR) Too hot… too hot… flying monster nonstop… ✨✨✨ [VERSE 2] That roach moved slowly… walking with pride… like it paid the rent and owned the whole side… With the fan spinning at hurricane speed… that crazy little beast caught herself a breeze… ✨✨✨ She wanted fresh air! ✨✨✨ And YOU started running! ✨✨✨ (CHOIR) Too hot… too hot… criminal ceiling fan… Too hot… too hot… crazy tropical land… ✨✨✨ [VERSE 3] She backed away… lost all her brave… called for backup ‘ cause she could not be saved… Then came a dark-skinned hero… spray bottle in hand… while she yelled directions from the safest part she can… ✨✨✨ ‘Cause if that thing started flying… I was OUT that door! ✨✨✨ Girl you left the whole place open… you ain’t brave no more! ✨✨✨ (CHOIR) Plot twist… plot twist… the bug just wanted coolness… ✨✨✨ [BRIDGE] But in this heat everybody goes insane… even a roach rides the fan blades… And my friend kept thinking: “That thing gon’ jump on me!” right there on the mattress… like a horror movie scene… ✨✨✨ I was stressed out… and you were laughing! (Man) Who wouldn’t? You were laughing too! ✨✨✨ [FINAL CHORUS] Too hot… too hot… criminal ceiling fan… Too hot… too hot… crazy tropical land… When it gets hot even monsters wanna chill nonstop… ✨✨✨ Come on come on… what a tropical night… she was peaceful in her room then ran screaming for her life… ✨✨✨ Eh eh… too hot… eh eh… what a heatwave… eh eh… flying nightmare… eh eh… nonstop… ✨✨✨ [OUTRO] But thank God it fell… ‘cause that scare was REAL… ✨✨✨ If that thing opened its wings… I’d be running in pajamas for real! (Man laughing) ✨✨✨ Tomorrow check the ceiling first… ✨✨✨ You check it yourself… if you’re so brave.
