[epic introduction] [Verse 1] I swear it was right here by that big blue sign Or maybe three aisles down by the cactus line My keys in my hand but my car’s MIA Like it clocked out early and just drove away [Pre-Chorus] Did I park by the cart return graveyard row Or that flickering light that won’t ever glow [Chorus] Where did I park, where did it go Was it row A or row Z, I don’t know Where did I park my runaway ride It’s playing hide-and-seek while I’m losing my mind [Verse 2] Hit the remote—heard a sad little beep But it bounced off the void like a sonar sweep That lady in the SUV’s staring me down Like I’m the main event of a parking lot clown [Pre-Chorus] Every silver sedan looks just like mine I try the wrong door for the seventh time [Chorus] Where did I park, where did it go Was it row A or row Z, I don’t know Where did I park my runaway ride It’s playing hide-and-seek while I’m losing my mind [Breakdown – spoken/chaotic] Okay—okay—don’t panic. Don’t panic. You are a grown adult. You own a vehicle. You just… don’t know where it is. (beat) Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool. BEEP —OH THAT’S IT—nope, that’s a Prius. BEEP BEEP —Wait—was that mine? WAS THAT MINE?! [footsteps running] Sorry! Sorry! That’s not my door! I don’t know you! I panicked! [whispering] Okay… think… think… You came in… you parked… …you immediately forgot everything. [voice getting louder] WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ROWS?! WHO APPROVED THIS LAYOUT?! (pointing randomly) You! Have you seen a car?! …Yeah I hear it now too, that was a bad question. [dramatic] If anyone finds a slightly judgmental sedan… it belongs to a very tired human… [Bridge] Maybe it sprouted wings, took off for the sky Maybe it said “forget this guy” and learned how to fly Maybe it’s out getting tacos for two With a better driver who actually knew Maybe it’s laughing, doing donuts somewhere While I’m out here circling in existential despair [Final Chorus] Where did I park, where did it go I’ve checked every row in this asphalt limbo Where did I park, I’m losing my pride My car’s out here thriving—I’ve been denied oh I've been denied.
