[Intro — Male vocalist, spoken over sparse beat] Alright, look. I just need the bathroom. I don't want problems. I definitely don't want... this? [Female voice, deadpan] Too late. (Too late. Too late.) [Verse 1 — Male] [Male] Hand up, I had one clean mission [Male] Five-minute hall pass, in and out, no friction [Male] She said yes, I said thanks, I meant thanks [Male] What came out instead— [Female] You called her mom. In front of everyone. [Male] ...yeah. [Female] Twenty-three people. [Male] I KNOW. [Chorus 1 — Beat drops] [Male] Say it again — I wasn't ready the first time [Female] Say it again — they watched me commit the crime [Male] One small word and now the whole room's in motion [Female] You just wanted to use the bathroom— [Male] Now I'm saying oh, shit. [Verse 2 — The Teacher] [Male] Teacher took her glasses off, slow and steady [Male] Tapped 'em in her hand like she was good and ready [Male] She said stay after class and she closed the distance [Male] Voice got low like— [Female] I'd like you to say it again. For attendance. [Male] ...For attendance? [Female] For my notes. [Male] That's not— [Female] Say it. [Chorus 2] [Male] Say it again — she's grading me on delivery [Female] Say it again — I'll mark you pre-sent, Tim Oathy [Male] One small word and now she's circling my desk [Female] You just wanted to use the bathroom— [Male] This is a mess [Verse 3 — The Executive Co-Bully] [Male] So I'm out the door, I'm almost free [Male] When somebody grabs my arm like— [Female] Where you going? [Male] Storage closet. Dark. Mop bucket to the shin. [Male] She's got my collar, breathing hard, leaning in [Male] She says— [Female] Two years. Shoulder-checks. Seat-stealing. I've been right here. [Female] And you called HER? [Female] Uh uh.. No way. [Female] Say it again. [Female] Looking at me. [Male] ...you want me to what???— [Female] I want you to. [Chorus 3 — Peak chaos] [Male] Say it again — now I'm pinned against a broom [Female — as bully] Say it again — this custodian's closet's our room [Male] One small word and I've got two people stressing [Female — teacher & bully, overlapping] You just wanted to use the bathroom— [Male] Instead I learned a lesson [Outro — Beat fades] [Male — spoken, exhausted] Lesson is: hold it. [Female — deadpan] You still have to go to the bathroom. [Male] ...yeah. [Female] Falcon? You freak. Unfollowed. Blocked. SLOP.
