[INTRO] (Lighter flick… deep inhale… refrigerator humming…) Peter: 🎤 “I’M A FUCKIN’ STONER!” (STONER! 🌿) (YEAH!) (Light it up!) 🎤 “Wake up… get high…” (Woo!) 🎤 “Get high… get hungry…” (Facts!) 🎤 “Get hungry… eat everything…” (Nom nom!) 🎤 ”…Then blame Kevin!” (KEVIN!!) Kevin the Refrigerator: “Man… what the hell did I do NOW?” (HAHA!) Peter: “I’M A FUCKIN’ STONER!” (STONER! STONER! STONER!) DJ: POTHEAD CHRONICLES! (Bass drops hard.)
