[Intro] S P (x) O in da house Broke my phone Got a shiny new one Let’s see how that works [phone ringing] [Chorus] New phone who dis Yeah I just took that call Glad to hear your voice Nice to talk to y’all [phone ringing] [Verse] New phone who dis No I don’t want to talk about my car insurance But I got an itch so if you could scratch my balls Yeah I know call center jobs are minimum wage Listen I don’t want to diss hard working gig workers in emerging economies I know y’all just want to pay rent And I heard medical fees are a bitch But you’ve got to understand you’re part of the system now [Bridge] Good luck starting at the bottom No man I’m gonna hang up now before it cuts into your KPIs [phone ringing] [Jazz intermission] [Chorus] New phone who dis Yeah I just took that call Glad to hear your voice Nice to talk to y’all [phone ringing] [Verse] New phone who dis Oh yeah hi mom How is dad doing No I didn’t ask about the surgery Thank you for the detailed explanation And I mean in full graphical detail No I didn’t know that’s what a human colon looks like on the endoscopy camera No you don’t need to send me a link No I’m not going to click that. [Bridge] Oh yeah sure we’ll be coming over Sorry flight tickets are a bitch Listen I don’t make the oil price Be glad I’m not talking about how your generation screwed up the global economy … boomer [Jazz intermission] [phone ringing] [Chorus] New phone who dis Yeah I just took that call Glad to hear your voice Nice to talk to y’all [phone ringing] [Verse] New phone who dis Oh yeah hi sis New boyfried? Cool. Oh this one is half your age? Not double like the last one. Alrighty. Great no the math is really working out for you this time. Kids on the way? Yeah happy for you. Listen girl I don’t have an opinion. You live your life, you fuck who you want. [Bridge] Glad the kids are alright. Yeah sorry I haven’t been much of an uncle. My bad. I’m trying. My first time doing this stuff. Cheers and catch you later. [Phone ringing] [Chorus] New phone who dis Yeah I just took that call Glad to hear your voice Nice to talk to y’all [phone ringing] [Outro] New phone who dis Yeah I know that number Hell no boss That can wait until Monday [phone ringing] Peace!
