Verse 1 I pull up to your place, ready to get my clean on But the gate is locked, your dog’s barking, and I’m already worn Pool toys scattered everywhere like a soggy carnival show It’s my daily mission, but sometimes I’d rather just go Chorus (1st time, unchanged) I’m your pool cleaner warrior, waging a chlorine crusade You leave me baskets of debris, while I’m splashing in the shade Floaties, doggy bombs, and covers weighed down with leaves I soldier on with a grin—though it sure ain’t always a breeze Verse 2 The water’s looking low, I can hear that pump complain pH is on vacation, and the algae’s blooming again You fiddled with the settings just to see what they do Now I’m spending extra hours, trying to rescue your pool I’m your pool cleaner warrior, waging a chlorine crusade You leave me baskets of debris, while I’m splashing in the shade Floaties, doggy bombs, and covers weighed down with leaves I soldier on with a grin—though it sure ain’t always a breeze Verse 3 I dream of crystal waters, with a filter running strong But then I fish out newspapers—like the job’s gone wrong Your last-minute demand—“Turn the heater on, I’m cold!” I keep on smiling, though it’s really getting old Bridge Oh, I do this ‘cause I love it… (most days, anyway) Got my skimmer, got my test kit, got my humor here to stay I’ll turn the swamp to sparkle, though you mess with my routine Just keep your pup away from me—this job ain’t always a dream I’m your pool cleaner warrior, still on that chlorine quest Battling grime and algae, I always do my best Now the water’s shining bright, reflecting sunny skies I’ll keep on skimming ‘til every last leaf complies So next time you see me scrubbing ‘round your watery shore, Remember: I’m the chlorine crusader, fighting leaves, debris, and more. But if I find one more doggie bomb or newspaper surprise… Don’t be shocked when you hear my sanity echo through the skies! I
