L.A. Sunshine: I played 234 and put a penny on 7 Combinated 412 and deleted 11 Put my last five cents on 356 And after all that I didn′t hit shit Chorus: Jingle, Jangle, Jingle for the po' And once you get your welfare check You won′t play in numbers no mo Ho, ho, ho won't play'em no mo L.A. Sunshine: Alright listen bloato which your big fat suit Next time say no don′t send no substitute Because I asked you for a beatbox and you know what I got? Doug E Fresh, you know that kid from down the block Doug E Fresh: (Beatboxing)...fresh! Special K: For a fascimile we must admit Doug E Fresh is good and made a perfect fit He′s the only reason why we weren't totally mad Without Doug E our Christmas would′ve been really sad Chorus: Jingle, Jangle, Jingle for the po' And once you get your welfare check Even Doug E Fresh go go Ho, ho, ho Doug E Fresh go go L.A. Sunshine: To top Christmas off I had no loving in a while I love to have sex but I can′t afford a child My girl wants a baby but I had to chill She said if you don't want a baby then you take the pill Special K: What is Christmas for? Huh What is Christmas for? L.A. Sunshine: What is Christmas for? L.A. Sunshine & Special K: Yeah! What is Christmas for? Kool Moe Dee: Wind up toys that don′t wind up Talking dolls that don't shut up This is the type of present that you buy when you're poor So that′s what you have to settle for And it ain′t no secret that everything's sunny If you′re living in Palm Springs with all that money Americanomics works and I won't argue that is true But if the economy is getting better, getting better for who? Well if you ask me I′m doing much worse than before With the welfare cuts I don't eat no more So if I did wanna′ go out I couldn't go no where Cause I ate every last one of them reindeer Rudolph first I went down the list I got so hungry I just couldn't resist I ate Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Dixon Fried′em up and then started to mix′em And before you knew it they were all gone I wonder what y'all gonna do about my reindeer song L.A. Sunshine & Special K: We′ll sing silent night and jingle bells And all those christmas rhymes Cause nobody gives a shit About your reindeer and hard times You just Jingle and Jangle and hang out with the po and when you get your welfare check You can rent them by the sto Kool Moe Dee: Well let's get Doug E Fresh and Magnificent Force And head on out the do And leave these party people singing Jingle, Jangle for the po Chorus: Jingle, Jangle, Jingle for the po′ Don't take us for granted cause you may never know One day when you least expect it We could even up the sco So just jingle, jangle, jingle with the po′ Sing! Jingle, jangle, a jingle jangle with the po' Jingle, jangle, jingle with the po' Jingle, jangle, a jingle jangle with the po′ Jingle, jangle, jingle with the po′
