[Intro mumbling drunk pirate] I dont want any update, whats this upthing about, go away you stupid upwards, leave me allone you dirty schmuck of son of a bitch or i will throw barrels at ya [verse drunken pirate] The update held so many not interesting promises we never asked for They gave us a new area of ships and nonsense we never asked to approve We wanted a fix for that satchel that kills us through the steel floors But Facepunch put their effort into coconuts and unbuildable islands and more [Scream] -FUCKING COCONUTS [talk young male kind voice] -but i like coconuts [Scream] SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SCALLYWAG [Chorus] "I'll smash this grog right through your teeth!" "I'll bury you in the reef beneath!" "I'll kick your shins and break your nose!" "And throw your carcass to the crows!" GO UPDATE SOMEWHERE ELSE -you suck I SHOW MY BARRELS IN YO FACE -you blow NAVAL UPDATE - YOURE A DISGRACE [Verse] It was late. We hade to wait, and wait again, and wait again - - and wait again What were we waiting for, it was confusing, but maybe exciting, but it was in vain The update blew out the plugins and we could no longer remove, or move as we were in chains But we got a weird new ocean area with pirates and one monument and a a lot of bugs. [talk young male kind voice] -but i like building ships [Scream] I'LL SCUTTLE YOUR SOUL TO THE LOCKER! [Chorus] "I'll smash this grog right through your teeth!" "I'll bury you in the reef beneath!" "I'll kick your shins and break your nose!" "And throw your carcass to the crows!" GO UPDATE SOMEWHERE ELSE -I’ll feed your liver to the gulls! I SHOW MY BARRELS IN YO FACE -I’ll dance a jig on your bones! FUCK YOU NAVAL UPDATE - GO AWAY [verse] We can no longer remove stuff, we can no longer place ladders in raidbases We had to blow our own stairs using c4 like candy on a Saturday afternoon But we can now make a ship with no wallpapers or defence and sail the seas We never asked for it and it sure is pretty useless but at least its delivered and done [talk young male kind voice] -the new islands are beautiful though [Scream] I'LL KEEHAUL YA 'TIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT SALT! [Chorus] "I'll smash this grog right through your teeth!" "I'll bury you in the reef beneath!" "I'll kick your shins and break your nose!" "And throw your carcass to the crows!" GO UPDATE SOMEWHERE ELSE -I’ll carve a map into your hide! I SHOW MY BARRELS IN YO FACE -I'll have your guts for garters! FUCK YOU NAVAL UPDATE - YOUR A DISGRACE [Outro drunken pirate] -Or is it delivered? -Is this shit continuing? -Shut your trap, you swab, or I'll fill it with hot lead! -You've the spine of a jellyfish and the wit of a barnacle!
