Letterheads and Post-It Notes

[Verse 1] I walked in late with a cracked name tag Tie on wrong, but I still got swag She said, “Sir, that folder looks kind of cursed” I said, “Yeah, but my lunch got here first” Coffee stain on my sleeve, don't ask Boss says “Smile” like that’s a task I got a stack of forms and a broken grin And a phone that keeps buzzing again [Pre-Chorus] Stamp it once, then stamp it twice My handwriting says “I’m not your type” But I keep it neat, I keep it clean Paper cuts in a pocket of dreams [Chorus] Letterheads and post-it notes That’s my whole parade, that’s my whole joke Letterheads and post-it notes I’m barely held together, but I still float Letterheads and post-it notes (Write it down, write it down) Letterheads and post-it notes I make a mess look like a quote [Verse 2] Printer jammed like it knows my name Blink twice when the copier starts to complain I file receipts in a plastic throne Then I roast my lunch in the break room phone My manager sighs, “Can you do it again?” I said, “Sure, but I’ll do it with flair, my friend” Got a calendar full of tiny disasters And a gold star for “almost faster” [Pre-Chorus] Stamp it once, then stamp it twice My handwriting says “I’m not your type” But I keep it neat, I keep it clean Paper cuts in a pocket of dreams [Chorus] Letterheads and post-it notes That’s my whole parade, that’s my whole joke Letterheads and post-it notes I’m barely held together, but I still float Letterheads and post-it notes (Write it down, write it down) Letterheads and post-it notes I make a mess look like a quote [Bridge] If you see me smiling, don’t be fooled I just survived another Monday duel Got a dented clip and a busted pen Still I show up and do it again [Final Chorus] Letterheads and post-it notes That’s my whole parade, that’s my whole joke Letterheads and post-it notes I’m barely held together, but I still float Letterheads and post-it notes (Write it down, write it down) Letterheads and post-it notes I make a mess look like a quote