(Verse 1) There once was a teacher from Wilcox, Taught math in his shorts and his tube socks. But when school was all through, He’d stare at the blue, Hoping aliens came down to tick-tock. (Chorus) Oh, beam me up, take me high, Show me love from beyond the sky. Got a heart full of numbers and a soul full of dreams, Come and probe me in ways unseen! (Verse 2) He swore that the grays knew his name, And touched him in ways he won’t claim. Under neon-green light, They took him at night, And he swears he still tingles the same. (Chorus - Repeat) Oh, beam me up, take me high, Show me love from beyond the sky. Got a heart full of numbers and a soul full of dreams, Come and probe me in ways unseen! (Bridge - Slow & Sultry) He don’t need no earthling lover, Just a Martian to hover above ‘er. With tentacles tight and a body so light, Oh, baby, just take me tonight! (Final Chorus - Big Finish!) Oh, beam me up, take me high, Show me love from beyond the sky. I don’t need no Earthly fling, I want that cosmic ding-a-ling! 🎶👽🔥 Out of this world, baby! 🚀
