(Verse 1) "I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence." "I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve." "I could eat a peach for hours." "I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!" "I'm gonna find it and I'm gonna destroy it. I don't know how yet, but give me some time." (Chorus) "You can't put a price tag on peace of mind." "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy." "I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullsh*t." "Not the bees! Not the bees! Aargh, they're in my eyes!" "We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence." (Verse 2) "I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire!" "You don't say 'no' to the king of Rock 'n' Roll." "There's no crying in baseball!" "I'm going to take his face... off." "I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner, who's not only a terrific dancer; somebody who's taught me that there are people willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them." (Chorus) "You can't put a price tag on peace of mind." "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy." "I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullsh*t." "Not the bees! Not the bees! Aargh, they're in my eyes!" "We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence." Bridge) "I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence." "Well, it took God seven days to create paradise. Let's see if I can do better." "I'm the Nicolas Cage!" (Chorus) "You can't put a price tag on peace of mind." "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy." "I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullsh*t." "Not the bees! Not the bees! Aargh, they're in my eyes!" "We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence." (Outro) "I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence." "Put the bunny back in the box." "I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence." "I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire!"
